A Woman's Prayer
O Lord, you created those creatures called ‘MEN’
So simple, yet so egoistic
So strong, yet so vulnerable,
So confused, yet so plain…
If you kiss him, you are easy,
If you don’t, you are playing hard to get
If you praise him, he thinks you are about to ask him a favour,
If you don’t, you don’t appreciate his talents
If you agree to all his likes, you are too weak will
If you don’t, you are not feminine
If you make romance, you are a slut
If you don’t, you are pretentious
If you visit him too often, you are obsessive
If you don’t, you are two timing
If you are well dressed, you must spend your life at the malls
If you don’t, you are an embrassment
If you are jealous, you are unreasonably possessive
If you don’t, you must be a dike
If you attemp a romance, he thinks you are a brainless bimbo
If you don’t, he wonders if you are from the monastry
If you are late, it must be intentional
If he is late, it can only be accidental
If you visit another, he accuses you of endless gossiping
If he is visited by another, its is the healty/ harmless male bonding
If you kiss him once in a while, he thinks you are repressive
If you kiss him too many, you are too pushy
If another guy asks you to dance, you are flirting
If he asks another girl to dance, he just socializes
If you talk, he wonders if you will ever stop
If you don’t, you just want to give him the silent treatment
Well Lord, teach them to be wiser, AMEN !
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